A fork of Rural Dictionary
The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.
"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"
gert lush means something really good in Bristolian
josh: omg that was gert lush harry: i know it was awsome kane: ye it was deffinatly gert lush
A dress worn with a sweater or t-shirt on top to make it look like a top and a skirt. Done with dresses which have a particularly ugly neckline. Popularised by and named after the UK trend setter Gert Boaf.
Person 1: I don't know why I wore this dress today, the straps are so fugly! Person 2: Yeah but the hem is nice. Why don't you turn it into a Gert skirt? Person 1: Good idea, can I borrow your sweater?
when one gerts he has spit on another person while talking to them. signs of gerting usually are lots of saliva around the mouth while talking.
John you bastard you just gerted on me what the hell.....
When someone is a massive penis on purpose all the time
Ughhhh, I hate Jake he is a Gert Penus!