Country Dictionary

A Bristolian slang word meaning 'Big' or 'Very' etc. Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.

1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you. 2. That was a gert Hippo. 3. Gert lush.

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"

Gert - meaning the name of a man - frequently used in the Netherlands

To Squeeze

Yo Johnny lemme gert those notes bro

an abnormally large anus

This chick I just met had a GERT....

To ejaculate seminal fluid multiple times in an abrupt and violent manner, often without regard for the well-being of others.

I gerted on her face. They played rock-paper-scissors to gert on their knee. Sometimes you just gotta gert.

A sudden, fart-like burst of wind released from the nose when attempting to contain laughter.

The joke was so funny that it made Lisa gert.