Country Dictionary

A term used for being endlessly distracted while also trying to vehemently convince one's self of not enjoying said distraction and complaining about it, yet being distracted anyway.

Commenter: NO! NO! STOP GOING THE WRONG DAMN WAY! Ugh... there he goes gophering off again.

to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap

a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

a person on halo 2 who gets on a turret and stays on it until they are killed.

snipe that gopher at the front of the base.

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

A small creature who lives in holes; the holes vary due to stuff!; to do somfing;

I'm gonna gopher me up some chicken!
Please god don't let the gophers hurt me!

A large, fat person who brags about things no man/boy should brag about. also tends to consume mass amounts of food and will tend to commit questionably gay acts.

That kid over there was bragging that hes captain of the JV golf team...What a stupid Gopher.

Someone who wears clown shoes and brings his superior employer coffee.
IE: Moped and JP

"Hey, you keep doing that I'm gonna make you my gopher"