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Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.

Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”

Gurked:

To be on a sensational alcoholic high, yet not blackout drunk... yet. One that is Gonzo Ball is naturally always gurked. Be careful however, cause those that are often the first to be gurked, are also the ones who often chog first.

L: I have been watching the Dora the Explorer for the last two hours and I am currently gurked off some sensational Budlight

R: Fross.

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

short for "agurk" in Molde slang of Norway. Agurk means cucumber. Used in a sexualized way.

"du skal få gurk i ræva"

Instead of saying girlie, u can say gurk.

Frank: Hello gurkie,
Sam: its gurk, not gurkie

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.

Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.