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polish hot lunch

Eating and then defecating a mixture of perogies and cabbage procured in Pittsburgh into someone's mouth. Referenced in a WDVE skit.

I was broke and couldn't afford Primanti's for my girlfriend, Pregnant Lindsey, so I gave her a Polish hot lunch.

by erock3030 November 04, 2014

Hot Lunch Tuggy

The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.

I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.

by El Presidente 69 July 06, 2017

islamic hot lunch

The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.

"dude, I heard Nicole is a freak!" "why is that?" "she made Tom give her an Islamic Hot Lunch!"

by slim jim shady November 21, 2011

Texas Hot Lunch

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob. You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.

That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.

by Shmo12345 February 11, 2011

Vegetarian Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.

"This time I kissed her afterwards because she had the vegetarian hot lunch."

by Bryianzum April 07, 2006

vegetarian hot lunch

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.

I gave that ho a vegetarian hot lunch!

by Victor May 21, 2003

vegetarian hot lunch

The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."

Jeff Goldbloom was on a diet, so he had a vegetarian hot lunch.

by Harry Blumpkins February 01, 2003