A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you. They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN! Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps* ~ *both playing Wii Sports* *Female is victorious* Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about
I love to have hypothetical speaking imagination conversations with my friends.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
A word Ben Shapiro uses
Ben Shapiro: let's say, for the sake of argument, hypothetically speaking.......
It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking: Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!" Guy 2: "I know!" Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?" Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios
Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?" Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies." This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation