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chuman

someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.

When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."

by Frank and Melissa August 15, 2006

chuman

someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.

When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."

by Frank and Melissa August 13, 2006

chuman

A half chimp, half chuman hybrid. Chumans are known to have the dexterity and strength of a chimp coupled with the intellect and wit of an average human. They make perfect stunt doubles because they are very dexterous and strong, and if they die know one cares.

I heard an Italian team of scientists did "research" with a female chimpanzee to see if a chuman could be produced.

by DanDare03 March 14, 2005

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025