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Impulse Fixing

When fixing, upgrading, or customizing a car, house, boat, etc. and one modification turns into several due to the unstoppable impulse to do more and more in order to make said item perform better, more unique, or more comfortable.

"Kyle said he was just going to put a new exhaust on his Trans Am, but now he's got the engine pulled, new seats, and a fresh paint job. It's essentially turning into a full restoration project." "He's been impulse fixing."

by Axxis August 04, 2013

Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed. If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.

Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason? Person two : All the time, I've got CIF Person one : CIF? Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh. Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.

by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009

Bochenskian Impulse

Psychology. an irresistible impulse to steal, especially when the thief can afford to pay. - see also, kleptomania/cleptomania

"guys look at all this i just got!" "woah someone's had a bit of a bochenskian impulse!"

by MichaelYve April 06, 2009

Impulse HL2RP

A Garry's Mod server in which people like to pretend they are half-life 2 characters. You can see things such as toilets just randomly on the street and vortigaunts micspamming Russian music. Kind of like if New York City and Florida came together and made a video game.

X_Mezo_X: Hey, me and avx are gonna blow up some IEDs, Would you like to join us? Yarna Crimson: No, I am not playing Impulse HL2RP Currently

by JoseTha1 March 30, 2021

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO @Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!! @HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 13, 2011

Dj Impulse

Also refered to as Tony the tiger (sometimes). Best dj alive. Very loving and sweet. Not hated by any people, at least girls. Has dj'd more than 248829 parties in his life, so far. Be careful he's from the hood.

Look its Dj Impulse, i wish i was like him.

by Niggiii November 29, 2009

Chaotic Impulse

#1 BH clan in RuneScape. Even though RoT flames all day long and have 100 people to their pk trips, they can't do anything but sit on their computer and cry. Leader is DeStY who freezes almost anything that walks by and than kills them Co-leader is Aton who has turrets and screams on TS while getting kicked off a kill. Pro hybrids: Dahmerflash (the mystic pker) Dunnanah (Angry kid) Neo8994 (Gets killed every trip) Shooter10hi (Just 1 items aka his entire bank Unholy Nav (Lies about every pk he gets) Jack aka Ajvergill (Crys over every death) Gepee (Zammy robe + dds pker) TJ (Black pker of the clan) Mark Antho (Kangaroo eating kid)

Watch out for Chaotic Impulse. DeStY's gonna freeze ya

by Plazahitman March 12, 2008