A fork of Rural Dictionary
Can I f@#k
Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight? Mary: yes, where you wanna go? Rick: well it depends, CIF??
Looking at greeting cards is EMOTIONAL, and emotion stirs the POT. Card Induced Flatulence hits while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.
Allison's CIF caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.
a faction in the government promoted to destroy all the things in this evil world that promote chubbiness
"o snap the CIF is comming hide that burger!"
To Cif is to moisten ones pants/trousers with excitement Cif Ciffing Ciffed
Mate, that sandwich was so nice i nearly Ciffed myself after i blew my load, she was covered if Cif That girl needs her pants ciffing
Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs
Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!