A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jac rhodes is another definition of Fat chodes.
A chode is A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a Jac Rhodes
A slightly younger friend you know online but is sometimes annoying but you always play together no matter what
Zach: hey your a Buddy Jac
Buddy jac: thanks bro
The Jac-fuck is when you watch a porn movie on your own, then get interrupted by your girlfriend who wants to join in.
I was watching Jenna Jameson when my girlfriend totally Jac-fucked me.
Former girlfriend of Ryan Ross and an established photographer, now with her own apparel line. She's also known for being Audrey Kitching's former best friend and picture pet, and she's famous as well for her long, platinum blond hair and skinny figure.
Girl 1: OMG, that pic was so Jac Vanek!
Girl 2: *squeals* I AM SOOO BLEACHING MY HURRR BEFORE THE PANIC CONCERT!
Girl 1 & 2: *squeals*
Girl 1: OMG, do you think Ryro will think I'm Jac at the concert tonight?
Girl 2: O-M-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Negative - When a situation is over planned and fails before it starts.
- Leaving you partner unsatisfied and upset but who cares.
Positive - Uncontrollably amazing
- 3 Seconds of joy followed by an apology
“This beer so good it made me pre-Jac”
“I’m Pre-Jacing all over this beer.”
“I totally pre-jaced that presentation.”
“Pre-Jac Attack”