A fork of Rural Dictionary
too masturbate, to stroke your penis until it ejaculates
dude, im so horny, im gonna go home and jack off to some porn
Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.
Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)
What a guy will do as often as possible.
My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.
To stoke the penis up and down in a motion like if you were to shake milk.
Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.
1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").
1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off
to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis.
spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.