Country Dictionary

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.

Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.

"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"

The act of shitting in one's hand, and then masturbating with it. (The lonely mans gay sex)

Dude, what took you so long in the shower? ......ah did a good shit jack!

When u masterbate while taking a crap

Aimed towards boys

Friend: Aye bro what u doing in the bathroom
You: I'm doing a "jack 'n shit"
Friend: better use a Kleenex

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits