A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who tries to 1-up what you do.
A person who is trying to live YOUR life like it's theirs.
A Hater.
You: Hey, I'm going on tour with my band this summer on the West Coast!
Them: I'm going on a WORLD wide tour with my band.
You: *thinking to self* I swear he is such a life jacker.
When you see a good hentai for the first time and check the artists to see the others but you already have it bookmarked.
Dude, I experienced a Jacker Vu ysterday night.
A female whom steals sperm from a genetically superior and unsuspecting male victim in order to produce an offspring to improve ones family genes.
That Sabrina was one heck of a sperm jacker
A person who jacks your ideas and acts like he made or started that
look at that swager jacker he just stole your flow
Someone who views pornography while taking a shit
Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes
a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.
'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'