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A pansexual amazing character in the umbrella academy. his back must hurt from carrying the entire show on his back. hes an addict. his sibling HATE him for no reason. hes literally amazing.
person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are u stupid, that’s klaus hargreeves
a german opera/pop performer,dress up like a kabuki robot,who was bizarre and brilliant.he made a impact in new wave music in the 70s,in 1983 Klaus sadly died succumbing to complications due to Aids, aged 39
i love klaus nomi's lime tart
A hot male with anger issues ( I know hot) WE love him. He is played by Joesph Morgan Another hottie Who is 29 years older than me. (Just by a bit)
Klaus Mikaelson is the hottest man alive.
A recently thirteen year old that loves to read and is a very intelligent person. His two sisters are Violet Baudelaire and Sunny Baudelaire. Hes reading skills have saved the three siblings from Count Olaf's clutches.
Klaus Baudelaire is reading.
Then someone is attracted to Klaus Mikaelson. You are more in love with a fictional character then anyone else, you gotta be Klaus or Damon sexual.
She is obsessed with pics of Klaus she’s got to be Klaus sexual
The best character in The Umbrella Academy. You know, the one that ate a bagel out of a dumpster so he could spend time with his brother. Yeah, that guy.
Person A " Who's your favorite character from The Umbrella Academy?"
Person B "Definitely Klaus Hargreeves, he is great and we must protect him."