A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone in your immediate family marries a police officer.
My sister married a cop. Now he’s my law-in-law
A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.
Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L
George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.
Will: GAH!
A universal law that states "Without your sacrifice and actions of the past, the present would have turned out much worse."
Joe: I got stuck in traffic today. I wish I would have made that earlier left turn, I could have been 20 minutes earlier!
Will: Yeah, but if you did go left, you probably would have been 30 minutes late. Will's Law means that you would have come out worse doing what you thought could have been better.
Joe: You're probably right, no sense dwelling on the past.
When someone brings up something they don’t like to share with you they legally have to tell you. It’s the law
“i refuse to tell anyone my middle name. cause i hate it ”
“Okayyyy well now you legally have to tell me ”
“i will do no such thing! “
“U must! ‘‘Tis the law“
Proof that hell on earth exists
In-laws are a nasty side effect of marriage
police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!