A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman force-locks a victims face in her sweaty, grown out glitter armpit.
Casey: Sweetie, did you do the dishes? Ryan: No, but after this game i will. Casey: You said that 4 hours ago.. Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh.. Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush. * Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre * Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..
The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.
Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’ Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’
Plug it out and plug it back in again
"It's not working" Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?
The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.
The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.
When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.
Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile. Beth: Why did you not tell me before? Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!