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The remnants left in the toilet after a person shits, and fails to flush.
Shaina began to gag, after entering the restroom, and discovering a Steaming Marge floating in the toilet.
The thread that holds the Simpson family together.
Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.
the TV mom whose hair is large.
"when you get a penny from a chum
don't just buy some bubble gum
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if you see a nickel in the snow
don't just blow it on a picture show
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if u spy a quarter in a pie...
v.
to get drunk on nothing but Long Island Iced Teas, the preferred drink of Marge Simpson.
"Me and Tifanie were at the Biltmore and they were doing a special on double Long Island Iced Teas, so we decided to marge it up all night and we were trashed by the time we got home."
"Damn, I marged it up so hard last night, my hair practically turned blue."
that evil bitch from that Pee-Wee movie who tormented me in my childhood.
Holy Jesus! Nooooooo! It's that bitch, Large Marge!
Derogatory slang term for naive, elderly Midwestern tourist couples that visit the Jersey Shore. Often arrive as part of tour groups visiting Atlantic City.
See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.
Can you believe it? Wally and Marge over there just asked me what part of town could they see houses that belong to real Mafia guys! (Note: I really was asked that question by a real Wally and Marge!)
Age: 36
Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)
Fear: Of Flying
Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking
If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.