A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.
“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
An advanced sexual act were the male cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the side of a pie, the male will then proceed to offer the pie to his partner casually and proceed to to push there head into the pie
Bro, I gave Jessica a Hawaiian meat pie last night
The act of taking a shit in someone's pillowcase, and turning it upside down for maximum splatter.
"The other night, I went to bed, and as I laid my head to the pillow, I realized someone had left me a Carolina meat pie as a surprise."
Meat Pie Pumper - where you stick the squirty sauce bottles into your meat pie and fill it with sauce instead of just putting the sauce on the top
pushing the sauce bottle into your meat pie to fill the contents with sauce meakes you a meat pie pumper or shorly known as pie pumper
when you have a heavy night onthe drink and wake up with runny shit in your pants
bill woke up this morning with a hangover, but little did he know that he drank so much he slept whilst having a shit. now the bed must be cleaned.
a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis
penis meat man of pie