Country Dictionary

1# Someone who leeches off other people.

2# Round here some people say 'mooch' instead of 'walk'.

1#
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.

2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.

Unit of measurement to describe a length of 10 days. Based off of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's embarrassing 10 day stint as the White House Communications Director before being fired.

Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".

Ill be on vacation for a mooch, just email me.
Your order will be shipped in about a mooch.

a period of time lasting ten days and characterized by chaos and upheaval.

I haven't bought tampoons in a mooch}.

Getting fired before you even start your job.

"Did you start at the pizza place yet?" "Naw, I got mooched."

A noun used to indicate a very brief period of time. Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who briefly served as Communications Director in the Trump Administration. Most often used with a vulgar adjective.

Hold your horses, I'll there in a fucking mooch.

1) A person who sucks resources without remorse.

2) Someone who asks to be smoked up every time he/she sees someone with nugget.

"man last night i smoked sam and his girl friend up and all they did was complain about not getting smoked up enough. so i charged that bitch 10 bucks."

"hey man blunt rolling contest?"
"Hell yeah... got green?"
"do i ever?"
"..."
"Looks like your rolling them up."
"Fucking Mooch go find your own nugs, bitch."

a person usually a bf or gf who never pays for anything and who is always with money of their own. The always relay on somebody else to pay for them....but the mooching is okay because he or she is your friend.

muff muff muff muff from Carleton University always mooches off her friends.