Country Dictionary

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

Cockney slang - Spunk (jizz, the white stuff, protein shot, salt water)

that birds got harry munk dripping from her chin, silly girl didnt swallow.

An awesome fusion band from Cornwall

You 'eard that Harry Munk? They smashed that festival last weekend

To use a chipmunks asshole as a condom.

(Terresa)-Hey Beth.
(Beth)-What?
(Terresa)-You know that man named Jack?
(Beth)-Yeah. Why?
(Terresa)-I Munk Fucked him.
(Beth)-Holy fucking shit what the fuck were you thinking?
(Terresa)-Hey at least I didn't get AIDS.
(Terresa) *WINKS* *and gives thumbs up*

loves to snort, sniff, suck and inhale (snaffle), simultaneously, the sperm, spunk, man juice (munk), of men.

spunk, sperm, semen, man juice, pearl juice, Underwhelmed, spray, munk snaffler

A monkey man that is cool or thick

sup Munk Man

To ejaculate

I was really in the mood for it, but me missus just turned away from me in bed, so I knocked one off and had to Munk up over her back.