A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fucked up hairline that looks like a house
man i went to the barber shop and they gave me quincy hairline
Similar to a receding hairline; this is one that recedes so quickly it seems to be more noticeable with every passing moment, and can be likened to a brigade running away in battle. Most common in men in their twenties or early thirties.
"What's with Joe's haircut? It seems to be styled the same but it looks way different for some reason."
"I wouldn't mention it to him. He's trying to hide his retreating hairline."
When a gal shaves up her mommy parts, leaving hair to the north and smooth lips to the south.
I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!
Something that not straight
Jay:have u seen jojo hairline
Josian: u mean that thing that not straight
Accidentally pissing on your hands and standing up your bangs with it, staining your hairline cheddar-colored.
Eww bro you didn't even wash your hands, bout to give yourself a Cheddar Hairline.
An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back
Ewww you have such a glennon hairline
The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.
“Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”