Country Dictionary

1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.

1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.

Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.

Those pants are totally pants.

pant: an object in which you insert thy legs in. the pant is equiped with two tubes attached to a base cloth as said before you insert thy leg into the tubes then strap to thy waist. to transport object insert them into the brand new "pockets" these "pockets" are very useful to move objects in while thy hands are busy. pant comes in many colors and are very pretty.

I ARE THE PANT!!! is a silly example of pant
reason one: pant do not talk
reason two: if a pant did talk it would say i AM the pant not are... are is bad
reason three: if a pant could talk it would not publicise its self it would lock its self in a hard tomato and cry

Street slang used to describe "downer" drug such as heroin.

"shirts" is slang for "upper" like cocaine.

Dude, score me 50 pants (meaning $50 worth of heroin)

What any fat person does after three jumping jacks.

Pant

if something/someone is pants it means they are stupid, rubbish or boring

That song is so pants

an item of clothing worn in the intention to cover up ones genitalia. This word may also be used at random intervals where words suiting the siutation cannot be found.

Look, he is wearing pants.
Someone said, "Go away Campbell." Campbell replied, "Go, Go crank it up your pants."
"Look I have an apple." "Well.......You and your pants have an apple."