A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. while one is having intercourse with a woman you proceed to have a bowel movement on top of the womens scalp (the shit must be diarhea otherwise it wouldnt look like a cappuccino)
Lars came home and decided to give his girlfriend a german cappuccino.
Similar to Tromboning, except the man squeezes some toothpaste up his bum an hour beforehand and emits farty bursts of foam during the act.
It's too hot - I'm off for a Sicilian Cappuccino - hope I can find one!
Similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. It generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter.
Disregard the message I left you last night, I was just cappuccino calling.
A savory blend of french vanilla creamer,cocoa mix,and generic coffee that is heated in a microwave, then mixed in a blender to obtain the froth.
Come over so I can make you a White Trash Cappuccino.
Woke up late for class but didnt have time to make coffee so I grabbed a trailer park cappuccino.
A new and exciting urban delecacy - obviously only for those clubs with "adult" tastes. When ordered, a man with a gimp suit and assless chaps shows up at your table with a shot of espresso and a long straw. You masturbate (or fuck) and cum into his ass, then use the straw to suck it out (aka "felching") and spit it into your espresso. Drink it up baby - it's delicious!
After a long night of dancing, I was happy to see that the all night cafe offered the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino - I needed a good fuck and some caffeine to get me through until morning.
The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!