A fork of Rural Dictionary
a sexual act involving the buttocks
Tim: Let's get to Tromboning, Richard! Richard: Oooh ahhh, you've done an excellent job. My arse is clean!
Is when you licking a male's anus while jerking his dick off
The male can be on his knees, kneeling or standing. Someone's tongue licking his asshole and stroking the man's (on his knees, kneeling or standing) penis. It looks like the person thats licking the anus and stroking the penis is playing the Trombone. Tromboning
Tromboning-Adjective the act of stuffing a trombone (instrument) up a womens vagina.
1: bro what did you do last night? 2: I was tromboning this chick so hard.
An instrument whose players can, unlike tuba players, actually keep time. Originally designed as an improvement on the trumpet, the trombone turned out to be an improvement on all other instruments as well. A single trombonist can, and will outplay many small string ensembles. For every time a trombonist hits fortissimo, a man gets a hard on somewhere, and three women lose their virginity...twice. Also considered by many to have magical properties.
No, there is nothing wrong with your recording equipment's balance, we have a trombone in the ensemble.
Being sexually aroused by someone in a band uniform.
Whoa! That cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromboner!