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Dick is penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

What some women say just before they cum.

When she cums she says penis penis penis oh penis!

a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.

i sucked my dads penis.

The only thing a poor boy has to play with.

Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.

I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.

1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.