A fork of Rural Dictionary
A variation on the stranger where a person spends enough time in a hot tub to get their hand wrinkly, sits on it until it's numb and then proceeds to touch themself.
I heard that you tried the Strange Old Man last night, that's screwed up.
An insult for an elderly male.
"Shut up Old Man River, before I come over there and break your hip!"
A weirdo with to much gell in his hair. A middle-aged person going through their mid-life crisis. Typically have no friends and are depressed people. NOT a ladies man. In fact, all girls do their best to avoid him at all costs.
Oh man I wish old man chan wasnt here Old man Chan has too much gell in his hair
the crazy insane strength you gain when you become an old man
did you see grandpa pick up that keg of beer? Yeah he has sick old man strength
A smell that often wafts off of old men. It is a medly of Old Spice Aftershave, Brylcreem Hair Slyling Gel and Ben Gay. The funny thing is that, minus the Ben Gay smell, This was probably a hip and manly smell for the average 20 something guy back in the 50's
Was grandpa just here? I detect some Old man Smell.
the medical term also known as Impotence
Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang
The uncanny ability of older men to lift copious amounts of lumber, heavy furniture, and beat their sons in arm wrestling.
Man 1: "My dad beat me in arm wrestling again..." Man 2: "Of course, he has old man strength."