A fork of Rural Dictionary
It’s the act of giving a blowjob with his penis covered with peanut butter.
Trevor: Damn man! My tinder date last night was PBJ-ing me the whole night. Bro I’m telling you she’s a monster in bed! Kevin: Damn bro! I bet that was good.
Stands for peanut butter, jelly and jizz sandwich. Before performing any sort of sexual act (i.e. fucking in any hole, rj's, bj's, tj's, ej's, or jj's) lay out two pieces of bread next to each other, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly. Right before ejaculation pull your skeet cannon out and shoot your knucle children all over the bread with the jelly. Put the bread with peanut butter on top of the piece with jelly and jizz. Enjoy them on the spot or cut the sandwich into four, put them on some nice china, cover them with saran wrap and bring them to a cocktail party.
Mary: "Wow! I love what you've done with these PBJ squared's! They are so zesty! Were you fucking up the butt? Thomas: "No, the bitch was Mexican."
When a girl is peeing (P) on the toilet giving a guy a blow job (BJ)
Stand infront of me and I will give you a PBJ Sandwich.
This is when the female has jelly in her vagina and the male has peanutbutter on his penis. They 69 and then make out. then i don kno eat bread!
guy- HEy judy you hungry? judy- yeah guy! guy- then lets go PBJ FUCK!!!
period blood juice When blood from a woman's vagina is inadvertently left on a piece of furniture or clothing
His girlfriend just left her PBJ all over the futon.
During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.
I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.
A peanut butter jelly sandwich with peanut on both slices of bread and jelly in the middle.
I need a glass of water to accompany my PBJ because it had so much peanut butter on it. It must have been an Stl pbj!