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Pedophile

Another Jeffrey Epstein with the name Joe Biden that loves to get a good sniff A retarded presidential candidate

The pedophile Joe Biden Gobles children

by Massivebigboner November 25, 2020

Pedophile

A man who is seuxlly attracted to children. A sexual orientation.

I am a pedophile because my girlfriend is 2-years old.

by John-Paul February 17, 2005

Pedophile

A person who watches loli porn

My friend is a pedophile because he watches loli porn.

by LumoTheLegend November 24, 2020

Pedophile

The Idiots way of spelling Paedophile.

I'm a Retard I write Pedophile rather than Paedophile.

by The-Wi$e-One July 27, 2010

Pedophile

A pedophile is an adult attracted to children. Which is different from an adult molesting a child, raping a child, or taking innapropriate pictures/videos of a child. Though if that were to happen the person who did the act was most likely (like 99% likely, because what kind of normal person would do that) a pedophile.

L: I heard that (insert name here) was going to seek proffesional help. O: Really? Why? L: I heard they were a pedophile or some shit like that. O: Woah? You'd never know. Wow, that's sick.

by Agathokakological August 11, 2015

Pedophile

Someone eighteen or older who gets aroused or is attracted to minors.

Ms.Sarah: Do you see Mark over there? So fucking hot. Mr.Alex: For fucks sakes Sarah, he's 15, you're 29, don't be a fucking pedophile. Why don't you fall for normal people, like Ms.Catie, she's a nice woman. Think about her in your sexual fantasies not a damn high schooler!

by Almapie August 14, 2018

Pedophile

POV : you only looked this up because your an 8th grader dating a 7th grader.

Omg your such a pedophile! Dude chill we're only 1 year apart!

by Vector's Daddy November 02, 2021