A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most brilliant person you'll ever meet in your lifetime. Incredible on the guitar, and spends upwards of 200$ at a time at records stores, you'll always want to find a Phil if you want to listen to good music. His vocals are the most incredible of any boy in the world, raspy and soothing at the same time. He's the kind of person you could take trains, planes and automobiles to, anywhere in the entire world. Looking at constellations, explosions, and everything else. The kind of boy whose eyes you could look into forever and ever, as you wake up next to him and remember that you've never been more in love in your life. His knowledge of everything from Taoism to the best bands you'll ever hear of, makes him all the more loveable. Phil is a certified mind blower, writing with extravagance and sounding like a poet each and every time he opens his mouth to speak. Trustworthy and comforting to the core, Phil is worth everything that anyone could give.
Friend: So, you and that brilliant gentleman?
Me: We're not dating. But yes. I've got myself a Phil alright.
The bestest boi of The Promised Neverland
The only wholesome part of the anime
A male Karen. Usually a huge Trump supporter. Doesn’t wear a mask if he doesn’t have to. Thinks Covid is a hoax. Probably was in the Capital raid.
I was in driving home and Phil was selling Trump Merch while yelling at his Uber Eats delivery guy for being too slow.
A Phil is a limp and hairless penis. A Phil is usually attached to a very feminine pretty boy. This is because a Phil is strongly questioning his own sexuality and his love of lavender pretty things
He hated getting dressed in gym class because everyone would laugh at his Phil.
A huge cunt who smells like shit
Jim: hey ya twat you’re a massive fucking phil!
Usually a really terrible name for a guy. The guy likes to blow other men, and tell them they are muscular. This guy also showers with other men. This guy pushes his buttcheeks against other men's buttcheeks in order to become aroused. This guy also likes to wear goofy ass pajama pants and round glasses, often thinking they look good, when in reality, they look like a retarded piece of shit. This specimen, named Phil, likes to listen to early 80's femme lesbian rap mixed with white noise.
Usually their preferred targets are hispanics with dad bods who may or may not be special.
Hey, that's Phil over there! He's a dooche!