A fork of Rural Dictionary
misspelling of the word "douche" that many people on "urban dictionary" use to define douchey things like dooche burgers. This misspelling is also associated with duche or dooshe but there are more misspellings. Learn proper English before you try to define a word in that language
(in text) J: ur dads a dooche dood JP: well ur a dumbass douche J: Dooooooood!
like a duche except more duchey
alec baldwin is a dooche, tom cruise is a dooche, helen hunt is a dooche,john kerry is a dooche,amy klobichar is a dooche. ect.
A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.
Conversation beteween bros: "'Sup dooch!?" "Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?" Conversation between mother and child: "Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!" "Thanks mom, I love you!" Conversation between feuding dooches: "Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr" "Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part." Conversation between girlfriends: "Dooooch that dress looks good on you!" "Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"
An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.
you really “Dooched” that story.