A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your roommate and friend who handles the utility money, rent, and security deposit steals it and uses it for their own and then you get evicted and they don't pay you back.
You move in with you friend who supposedly owns a house. You pay a security deposit up front to him and then a year later when you get evicted because your friend who supposedly owned the home hasn't been paying any of the bills you were giving him rent and utility money for every month you also find out he was stole your security deposit then you just got Pottered.
When the girl shits on the boys cock then proceeds to eat it off before he notices and leaves and throw it up in a sink
When one gets so heinously drunk, they wake up feeling like a piece of earthen-ware pottery the next day.
Get me a Gari's special, I want to get pottered
To be intoxicated to the point of injuring yourself.
Did you see all the stitches he had this morning? Yea, he was fuckin pottered last night.
To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."
Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?" Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile." Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"
Over-eagerness to the point of complete and utter annoyance
Thomas' Potterness got the better of him again and no one will speak to him now.