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Red Right Hand

To strike a woman down in a manner that gets her attention. Often a blow or several blows to the face. Violent in nature, but usually administered by someone who loves the recipient.

You know I love my ho. Sometimes I just gotta bring home that red right hand on her, and have her suck my dick plenty good. That ho needs to know who Master be. I don’t play around with that slut.

by ThickDickNick October 06, 2018

right hand limit

Using your right hand to get your pud off. Most commonly performed by male Calculus teachers or students.

Hey Bob...The other day I was on the shitter taking the natural log when the dude in the next stall was taking the right hand limit!

by Craig November 04, 2003

Right Hand Bitch

The person at your job whom your boss always relies on/ gives the best projects too, and who usually pretends to be oblivious to this but secretly loves it.

"Man, there's hardly any work to do"
"Yeah, except for Luciel, she just does the bosses bidding for him all day"
"Yeah, that's because she's his right hand bitch"

by Edinburghssuiteheart September 07, 2009

Right Hand Fag

A highly valued person or best friend who is homosexual.

Steve: Can I come to your party on Saturday?

Chris: Of course you can bro, you're my right hand fag!

by Archangel89 July 29, 2011

right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 05, 2013

Right Hand Band

most Awesomest band ever, thats melodys get stuck in your head

did you hear that band, what were tehy called

Dude thats Right Hand Band beeyotch

by D. myspace.com/righthandband October 02, 2007

right hand milf

wife

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.

by philologue August 11, 2011