Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shid and fard

When shid have fard in woods bad so you need to go to target to get new pants because shid and fard.

"Nick are you gonna shid and fard everywhere?"

by 18374729194729373917 November 16, 2020

shid truck

a green 93 ford ranger owned by teh shid that owns everthing and looks like its gonna fall apart but could rock anything in its way.

the transmission fell out of shid truck today, i just kept driving without it.

by DKong May 15, 2007

shid

it rhymes with kid if your ever stumpped in a drinking game! another word for the brown stuff in your pants-dirty bitch!

shid my bitch got a nasty twaco but your bitch got a nastier one

by jizz November 24, 2003

Shid-Bomb

When you leave a wet shit in someone else’s toilet and cover it with toilet paper so when they flush it later it makes a poop cloud that smells terrible.

I so wanna wanna Shid-Bomb to nerd’s house right now

by Urban Duude February 13, 2019

Lightly shidded

Used to describe the severity of a "shidded clothing". If the shid severity is light you would use lightly shidded, if not just use shidded.

"I'm selling a pair of lightly shidded pants" "All my clothes are lightly shidded"

by Fard Studios™ October 04, 2022

shid pant

when you get too excited and shid your pant.

your mum -“oh no i shat myself” me - “haha shid pant”

by AHAHSHHDHZBD February 28, 2022

Shid

An amalgamation of the two words "shit" an "lid". Used to describe a head of hair, or lid, of epicly disgusting proportions. Most probably a badly dyed blond hair cut like the hairdresser was a one-armed chimpanzee with no depth perception. Usually found heard by 1st XV players dicking on the new guy who needs a word limit so he can't talk during training.

"mate, that is one bad shid" "a shid?" "a shit lid" "fair"

by Mornsey April 17, 2010