A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shid: originallly an ancient Japanese word, difficult translation but basically means "panty stains in the underpants". However the most important Shid today is Dr. Toshi Shid, a famous, experiental protologist, who lives in Tokyo and travels with his wife Mikina Shid throughout the world, lecturing on "The Shid Factor" (why certain anal cavities clog and how to un-clog them with various colonics and enemas using sake). When one simply says SHID within the academic centers of the world, it is clear: DOC SHID IS ARRIVING TO CLEAN OUT YOUR BOWELS! Mrs. Shid is the daughter of toilet paper magnet Ichiyanai Blee, and owns 57% of the toilet paper profits in Asia.
"Did you say SHID?" "Fuck yeh, he's lecturing in class and giving private enemas in his hotel suite. I'm booked for sure". SHID is the name. SHID is the game. I cannot get Shid out of my panties after that last exciting football game. Princess Peussie said to wash it out with warm beer, but that made the SHID MARKS even worse.
You must be stupid if u think im doin that
Clean up your room Shid what i look like the maid
When Someone Shid's it is typically in their underwear as the term shit is more colloquially used to define a crap done on a toilet.
Oh Noes i thinketh i did a Shid in my underpants.
When you are shitting out a cinder block of turd and it feels like a dick is going up your anus
“Hey babe can we have sex with the strap on tonight?” “No my fucking ass hole hurts I just took a shid”
An amalgamation of the two words "shit" an "lid". Used to describe a head of hair, or lid, of epicly disgusting proportions. Most probably a badly dyed blond hair cut like the hairdresser was a one-armed chimpanzee with no depth perception. Usually found heard by 1st XV players dicking on the new guy who needs a word limit so he can't talk during training.
"mate, that is one bad shid" "a shid?" "a shit lid" "fair"