A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have cum on your moustache and then make out with your partner.
Oh baby get up here and give me a sailor smooch, before it dries in my moustache
When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.
We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.
When two people spread their butt cheeks really wide apart and try to touch their butt holes together.
Hey Bill, take your pants off and spread your cheeks I want to try and give you a Montana Smooch.
When you eat your partner's ass and kiss them immediately after
"Hey wanna go back to my place, I wanna give you a Hershey smooch."
A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.