A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have much sex with a female but your chode is so wide that she queefs very loudly and it smells like cookies and then you realize that girl is actually santa claus!!1!1!!!1!!!
I had some nice sussy baka imposter balls last night with yur mum
means "you are really sussy wussy uwu"
"bro ur being really sussy among us balls"
sussy fortnite binladen balls are very juicy. the imposter from amongus sucks it alot of times
guy1: i know what sussy fortnite binladen balls means
guy2: you wasted your time googling what that means you idiot your a bigger retard dan stijn
Hey bob I like the taste of your big black among us sussy hairy balls
When you keep convincing yourself and your friends that you are the actual sussy amogus imposter from among us, this medical tragedy will cause severe concussions even though you aren’t falling down and landing on your head and hour long seizures when you see an among us meme.
Employer: hey it says here you have sussy among us balls syndrome, what is that?
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.
Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.
Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient
you’re probably 7 years old if you say this or using it to be un-funny
Person: Tell me a joke
Child:Knock knock
Person: who’s there
Child: DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS
Person: i ain’t saying that you stereotypical fnf kid