A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who calls Stijn is definitely an intelligent person. The stines are currently experiencing a positive evolution. They come from super funny to genius funny. Their only negative is that they must always hurt girls by rejecting them. They are just too beautiful.
The name for someone that is filled with pure awesomeness; The name for someone likes to throw and go to awesome parties.
Man that party was so dope, whoever organized it was such a Stijn.
Dutch hot boy who loves to eat croquettes with bread, and the white wine fake sangria. Loves to annoy people. Don't mess up with his sleeping schedule. Poker face.
He's a Stijn
A person with dark eyes sparkling of joy and happiness. He always looks good and likes to dress comfortably. He has lots of friends who love his certain form of laughter when he is high as a kite. Yet he is a tough dude struggling with his feelings, especially with the feeling of hunger caused by a huge emptiness in his stomach which can only be cured by an almost infinite amount of garlic sauce. Due to this rather insane craving of Stijn, he goes out at night stealing garlic sauce and sucking it straight from its container.
‘Whom has eaten our entire garlic sauce supply for it was not thee whom has eaten’ ‘Stijn has feasted on our behalf’