A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.
The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.
Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
To be in a state and or feeling of
"being empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile. But most of all, comfortable, and cozy."
Calvin: Aye, Buddy! I'm feeling really "Plumped Shlump" right now.
Carl: I'm Plumped... and I'm {Shlumped}.
Jennifer: I'm Plump Shlumpin' right now.
When someone is to an extreme point of exhaustion or incapacitated from a fight where the can't move their body/booty.
(Person1): Damn that nigga got knocked the fuck out.
(Person2): Yea, that man shlump booty.
When you feel like some ass and juh wanna feel good again
Goddamn, I feel Nin Shlumped, I juh wanna cry
The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!
"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"