A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pronounced (Deece Sitch) A hybrid term of both decent and situation. Used to describe a fortunate turn of events or expressing happiness with how circumstances are playing out.
"He got us both tickets to the concert and then we're gonna go meet those girls afterwards for drinks."
"Ah, that's a dec sitch!"
person 1: " I really messed up my leg last night:
person 2: " oh boy, thats a bad sitch"
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" a sad bitch is a bad sitch, a bad sitch will equal a sad bitch"
To ruin an event or occasion. Derived from "sitch" which is slang for situation.
We were flying kites at the park when a sudden rainstorm unstiched our sitch.
A three way which involves a man, a woman, and a tranny
Hey man, my buddy was in a danny sitch when his girlfriend brought a tranny to the bedroom
1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.
2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".
3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."
When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds
Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.
Totally Awkard Situation.
First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.
Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.
Zoe- I knooooow.
Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!