Country Dictionary

A skirt is the lower part of a dress/gown or a separate outer garment that covers a person from the waist downwards. Skirts were invented by Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell, a famous singer, songwriter and director who revolutionized the fashion industry with her unimaginable creativity. We stan Billie Eilish, a total icon! Stream Therefore I am

-Have u seen Billie Eilish's latest post?
-Yess, she was wearing a skirt, I stopped breathing for like 5 minutes when I saw!
-Same!

An evil article of cloting worn by females that conceals a part or all of on of their sexist parts of the body - legs.

I wish that girl's skirt was a bit shorter.

The brown paper bag used to conceal a 40oz alcoholic beverage.

"Yeah, gimmie a 40 of 'cane widda skirt"

To be trashy / look like white trash / ghetto / ridiculous

The act of skirting is to look ghetto trashy as fuck.

Damn that bitch is skirting so hard she needs to get her ghetto ass booty outta here, take a look in the mirror, and change some clothes if she wants to be seen in public with us.

To skirt is a verb, it means to straddle. It came about in the sixties when the free lovers would often straddle eachother in enclosed spaces while wearing skirts.

They laughed as Jimmy tried to skirt Jill.

The act of using a camera phone to take a picture of a girl's panties under her skirt, or with her legs spread open.

"I got some good skirting today in philosophy class. I'll send you the picture of Tori's red panties."

Ruunning away from your wife

Bob: did you skirt today?
Bobby: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
BOB: I saw you running away from your wife