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snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.

Taylor must be talking to another girl, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.

by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023

Snappy Chad

An irritation around the anus, caused by insufficient cleaning following defecation or delay in going to the toilet creating clinkers.

I've got a really snappy chad. Argh, annoying snappy chad. What's up with you wriggle pants? Snappy chad...?

by DobnCags October 10, 2016

snappy comeback

quick and sarcastic answer to a comment or question

try answering my questions without a snappy comeback

by vitek September 15, 2013

Snappy, Snoopy

When you masturbate for the sole purpose of getting to sleep. "Snappy" referring to snap one off and "Snoopy" referring to being so tired you could fall asleep on the top of a dog house.

Dude, after tossing and turning for 3 hours I had to do a little Snappy, Snoopy just so I could get up for work.

by Big Francisco September 25, 2008

Snappy-chat

snappy-chat is net communications and comments that have no intellectual or cognitive worth, especially with regards to answering Questions or discussing topics .

Yahoo Answers has a problem: snappy-chat! Participants resort to snappy-chat(aka snap-chat)rather than ask and answer real Questions.

by heeltap26 August 10, 2008

snippy snappy

word used by the Mock German speaking Teddies in the N64 game conker's bad fur day... translation: sniper rifle

shot em with your snippy snappy

by chuckfrmgamestop January 21, 2007

Snappy Dave

Someone who may (or may not) turn up and ruin everything.

"I was doing well at work until a Snappy Dave showed up unexpected"

by Cookie_554 October 22, 2022