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The knee-splitter was an ancient form of torture where two planks, each lined with spikes usually varying from 3-20, where put on either side of the victim's knee. The planks where connected by two large screws through the sides holding them in place around the knee. The screws would be twisted, slowly moving the planks closer together and forcing the spikes through the knee. This would rip apart the flesh and, as it got deeper, crush the bones underneath, mutilating the limb and leaving them permanently damaged. Despite the name, the knee-splitter was actually used on any limb it could fit around. This torture device was not always used alone and actually quite often was accompanied by many other punishments such as burning, wedging, denailing, and many others.
The knee-splitter was used during the spanish inquisition as a method to torture prisoners for information. It was also used as a method of punishment.
When she is lined upon reverse cowgirl and about to come down but you miss both holes and hit the taint
Man, last night, Carol came down on me and it ended up being a rail splitter
name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.
Check out the shit splitter that babe is wearing.
An object found between the cleavage, usually a dick, that breaks apart the foundation of the boob twins and can be commonly referred as a tittyfucker.
Guy 1: God Dave really split dem titties. Guy 2: Yea he sure is one hell of a Cleavage Splitter.
1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus
My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.
An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink
Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?
You know those FREAKY girls? I don't mean the one's into literal SHIT, but the one's who like blood. Not menstrual blood, but YOUR blood. They will do as the title says, split your cock IN HALF. SHE WILL LITERALLY SPLIT YOUR DICK INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES
Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me! Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants* Guy 1: Shit..