A fork of Rural Dictionary
Planked - Hit with the ugly stick
"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"
Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown. Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!" Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!" Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning
MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once
Player 1: "King Quints was such a plank!" Player 2: "Yes indeed lol!"
The incorrect name for Extreme Lying Down.
Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking? Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!