Country Dictionary

A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.

"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.

An awesome and beutiful person named carmen

i love my wife♥️

The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.

used to explain were your friends (males) are when they should be out drinking with you

Bill - hey wheres ken?
Jack - aw he's wifing it tonight.
Bill - nob.

Taker of money and souls...

Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...

w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.

Wanted: woman to be wife

Your worst nightmare.

I had a terrible wife tonight, sweated like pig!