A fork of Rural Dictionary
An old-school saying referring to the fact that a couple is living in sin until they're married. Once married, the bride would be considered an honest woman.
"Joe, you've been dating her for seven years. When are you going to get married and make an honest woman out of her?"
Not true or honest. A blatant lie.
People who use this phrase are almost always lying or joking.
"I am being true and honest when I say I am straight. Get it right you damn dirty trolls."
When you say something of undeniable truth or wish to emphasize the meaning of what you just said. The phrase "real talk" is sometimes added in replace of the more impactful "Honest Truth" by douchebags who actually have no deeper meaning behind their words and are most likely lying or trying to fuck you over.
Yo braski you deserve better than that ho. Honest Truth.
A saying that is immediately followed by a lie.
Landlord: I'll be honest, the place doesn't have rats and none of your neighbors are convicted sex offenders.
Potential Tenant: Fuck you scumbag; honestly.
Newspaper reader: Oh goshhh, isn't that senator nice with that child? Sure he's a good and honest politician.
Guy: Ma'am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery
Newspaper reader: I said he IS nice.
Guy: Ma'am...
Newspaper reader: *covering her ears* Lalalala I can't hear youuu
Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.
"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1
"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2