A fork of Rural Dictionary
person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity
get a life and stop being a complete twatter
When one vents to their own or a friend's vagina similar to the online social networking service called Twitter.
Betty Sue: "I just tweeted on Twitter about how horrid my day was." Anna Joe: "Funny! I just twattered my vagina the same thing a few minutes ago....or maybe that was my grandma's? It's been a long day, Betty Sue :(."
A person who has just hit you in the face and/or genitals
Jim's a effin' twatter for hitting me