A fork of Rural Dictionary
wanking at work, usually in a storeroom
hey Jack are you still in that storeroom? won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking
closet nazi, frustrated fascist, redneck without a gun
why is that guy angry about everything? I think he'd kill us all, but fortunately, its all mind kampf with him, the dickhead
person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity
get a life and stop being a complete twatter
christ alive, have you got breakfast cereal on your eye-lids? no way, it's just some eye crunk well go and clean it off, FFS