A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n.) Used as a retort or randomly placed statement to anything or at any given time. Invariably followed by the exact same retort, for as long as the many tardi can keep it up.
Person 1: "Man, I just landed the plane in Top Gun!"
Person 2: "You're a tardis."
Person 1: "You're a tardis."
Person 2: "No, you're a tardis."
Person 1: "No, YOU'RE a tardis."
Person 2: "YOU'RE a tardis."
Person 3: "You're BOTH tardi."
Person 1 and 2: "You're a tardis."
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*Long silence*
Person 1: "You're a tardis."
Someone who is a bigger retard than you initially thought
~ Colourful descriptive word for someone, usually with negative connotations against the person in question, though also acceptable as an informal term of endearment for close friends with a matching sense of humour.
~ Can be used in place of most alternative mid to high-end insults.
~ Often preceded with one of more adverbs of the users choice to put further emphasis on the retardation of the subject.
~ Derives meaning from both 'tard (common abbreviation of the word Retard) and Doctor Who's TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space) in popular culture, whereby the inner capacity of the Time Machine is much larger than it appears from the outside.
Thereby, a person who is said to be a 'Tardis' is one who, although initially comes across as suffering from only a mild case of retardation, upon further subjection to their obvious and unabridged barrage of utter incomprehension you can simply no longer apportion sympathy, and thus, brand them a tardis.
Not to be confused with turdis or turgid.
Ex.1 "You massive tardis"
Ex.2 "Man, I thought he was just a midi-tard, but it turns out he's a complete and utter full-on tardis"
Ex.3 "In trying to rewire that electric mower outside in the rain during a thunderstorm, whilst wearing a chain-mail vest, standing barefoot on a man-hole cover and crimping exposed wires between his teeth whilst the mower is still plugged in at the mains, he has elevated himself to the state of a tardis"
Ex.4 "Paris Hilton"
A little girl's leotards or tights.
Her mother made her wear her tardies so her legs wouldn't get cold when she wore a skirt.
An idiotic person; someone who has a limited attention span; punning on "-tard" from "retard" and "TARDIS", the police box-shaped time machine/spacecraft from Doctor Who, the person's mind is "floating through time and space".
Get that tardis to come over here right now!
1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy
1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?
a supposed artist who sounds like a retard everytime that she opens up her mouth
person 1: have you heard the new Cardi B track it's fire?
person 2: I don't listen to that talentless tardi b trash.. gtfo of here with that shit.