A fork of Rural Dictionary
The CEO of Texcorp and the arch nemesis of Xenoman, the Aesir protector of earth. (the Aesir are a race of godlike aliens with snow white skin and hair and horns with unique shapes having super strength, speed etc). He is a bald mad scientist who plots many ways to kill Xenoman and the other Aesir. He uses an otherworldly liquid element called Etherion which is basically a Kryptonite to all Aesir, still fails to Xenoman (he is a loosely based parody of Lex Luthor)
Tex Loudsnore: We meet once again Xenoman. This will be the time where a man like me will make a god fall...
Xenoman: bring it on Tex.
Not your average garden salad
Me: Oh, are you gonna get a garden salad?
Friend: Nah, I was thinking about spicy it up and getting Tex-mex!
A type of food and a type of language spoken mostly by people living in South Texas, not really full spanish, but there is some spanish in there.
"My Grandma speaks Tex-Mex, not full spanish so she can't help me with my homework."
Food. It's food people. Kickass Mexican food, with a Texas twist. Can be found at places such as El Chico's.
The difference between Tex-Mex and (authentic) Mexican food, is that Tex-Mex has more flavor.
She didn't like the bland enchiladas at Los Rojo's, but the ones at the new Tex-Mex place had a lot of zip.
an ex-girlfriend that you only really communicated by text or facebook messaging or something
Dude, I saw my tex-girlfriend today for the first time and dayum she's uglay.
If you receive this nickname you are one badass mother fucker. This means ur the type of person to have a 12 inch dick and will fuck someone’s mother. Probably like to drink a few beer with ur bros. Then raise hell. You also like fast cars like camaros and corvette but you don’t fuck with pussy ass Ford. So if ur big tex you’re a badass.
Big Tex is a badass