Country Dictionary

When you bench your girl and fuck her hard

I chaired my bitch

The single chair in your room you never use but your clothes love to sit in for several months and get taller until your mom yells at you to clean.

“Clean clothes, dirty clothes the chair accepts all”

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

Chairs are total ass magnets

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

To wank aggressively in a squatting position atop a female companion in a horizontal position

To chair (verb) Joe Byrne chaired Sarah's cousin and is now being done for public masturbation

Gives support to your ass

That's a very comfy chair

Something in which you sit on

Sometimes comfy sometimes they feel like your getting stabbed in the ass

This chair is comfy

ThIs chair is a murder weapon